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Old Trick

Sweetie Belle: So uh, we'll just leave you two alone. [leaving and returning sound] Together to test it. [leaving and returning sound] You two, and nopony else.
Scootaloo: Didn't we learn something about this last time?
Apple Bloom: Nnnope!
Sweetie Belle: Wait, you girls do realize that Big Mac already knows this trick, right?
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [gasp]
[record slips]
Berry Sweet: [strangled moan]
[credits]
Apple Bloom: Y'all have been rude, ya know.
Big Macintosh: What?

Vocational Death Cruise Day 3 - Ask-theCrusaders Animated Entry

Santalestia: Good morning dear participants, and again welcome to the Vocational Death hotel. If you are hearing this, it means you have managed to survive... I mean uh, to find your room last night. Now get up and have some fun, you have been selected to be in [quietly] group two. Go to [quietly] floor number one, [normal volume] and take some food. We have a very well built buffet that's fresh, and right out of the oven. Right out of the oven.
Apple Bloom: Wake up girls, it's morning already.
Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash, why you so awesome?
Apple Bloom: C'mon Scoot, we're gonna miss breakfast.
Scootaloo: Hrm, whatever.
Sweetie Belle: Hm, good morning.
Apple Bloom: Good mor-ehh!
Sweetie Belle: Ahh! What's wrong? Do I have something on my face?
Apple Bloom: No, that's the problem.
Sweetie Belle: What do you mean?
Apple Bloom: Your... your... your horn, it's gone!
Sweetie Belle: What? [scream]
Apple Bloom: [scream]
Sweetie Belle: [scream]
Apple Bloom: [scream]
Apple Bloom/Sweetie Belle: [scream]
Scootaloo: Would you two shut up?
Apple Bloom/Sweetie Belle: [scream]
Scootaloo: Huh? [scream]
Film Reel: It’s eight in the morning, shut up already!
[credits]

Picture Perfect Pony Official Music Video Animation

[Photo Finish]
There's something I want to share with you
And I think you're all very much going to like it
You're going to love what you see
If there's anything you want
You know I can give it
If there is a dream you dream
I can let you live it
Take a chance and let me do
What I do the best
We can take you, clean you up and make you shine above the rest
It doesn't really matter what they thought of you before
By the time that I am done nopony will ignore
You little you now a great big superstar
Stick with me baby and I'll make you go far
That's right, I can make you
[MandoPony/Starlight]
A picture perfect po-nay
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
A picture perfect po-nay
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
Photo Finish, that's the name
Making everypony pretty is her number one game
She do what she do to make you 'nother you
Nopony other care 'cause the share is true
'Cause lies are beautiful the truth is not
Come on little mare you better shake that plot
You know that's all they really all came to see
A picture perfect pony
Why you gotta ruin everything with questions
Shut to it now and don't forget to mention
How happy that you are, that they all came to see you
[Starlight]
How you understand, everypony wants to be you
[Photo Finish]
Now let me clear up any doubts you may think you possess
Everypony will adore you, when they see you in the dress
Fans screaming, everyday, to get a piece of you
Lights, cameras, all the time, watching what you do
You know it's what you want, I mean
How could you say no?
There's never been a pony here with a chance to go
And why would you run away?
It's everypony's dream
To be a star in outer space where nopony hears you scream
[MandoPony]
It's why you wanna be a
[MandoPony/Starlight]
Picture perfect po-nay
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
A picture perfect po-any
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
A picture perfect po-nay
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
A picture perfect po-nay
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
A picture perfect po-nay
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
A picture perfect po-nay
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
A picture perfect po-nay
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
A picture perfect po-nay
A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony

Don't Mine at Night (Pony Parody)

[Button Mash]

Got my sword with Sharpness II
Look, that zombie's got one too (What?!)
Out of bread, what do I do?
I'm low on hearts, this is my doom
I don't even have a tool
Come on, Button, play it cool!
Though I'm here to fight for you
I'm biting more than I can chew
My life flashes by through that Ender Eye
I'm scared, oh well
And I'm pretty sure there's a big creeper right there
...Oh, dang.
Don't mine at night
I know you're looking at that cave
And you're feeling kinda brave
Go to bed, you'll be alright
Don't mine at night
Don't go deeper, make a change
Get that gold and get away
Zombies wanna eat our brains
Don't mine at night (Wait! WHAT!)
I'll fight away the skeletons
While you're looking for diamonds
They're getting closer, better run
Don't mine at night
No, this won't be our final day
Take my hoof, we'll find a way-ay, a-woah-oh
Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)
Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)
I turn a sec, you're getting shot
Then you jump through a portal, well, why not?
When I think it can't get worse
An Ender herd shows up, of course!
Now you say you need Glowstone
And want to mine it on your own
Then to save you from the lava
I fell in, I should have known
This is the last time I try to be your light
I failed so bad
I lost all my stuff, it was really tough
That's it! RAGE QUIT!
Don't mine at night
I know you're looking at that cave
And you're feeling kinda brave
Go to bed, you'll be alright
Don't mine at night
Don't go deeper, make a change
Get that gold and get away
Zombies wanna eat your brains
Don't mine at night
Please don't get caught by skeletons
While you're looking for diamonds
They're getting closer, better run
Don't mine at night
No, this won't be your final day
Hold on tight, I'm on my way-ay, a-woah-oh
Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)

Deleted Scene (Hearts and Hooves Day)

[video game sounds and music]
Game Voiceover: Final boss!
Button Mash: Okay, here we go!
Game Voiceover: Get ready!
Button Mash: I'm ready!
Sweetie Belle: [singing] This one's too young...
Button Mash: Huh?
Game Voiceover: Game over!
Button Mash: What?! No! No! NOOOO! Sweetie Belle! [crying] Six hours wasted!
Game Voiceover: Do you want to play again?
Button Mash: [sniffles] Okay...

Bar Buddies

Neon Lights: You think you're so great! Just because your music video came out first, you think you're so-- [hic] --good!
Button Mash: [slurring] If you got something to say, you should just say it to me!
Neon Lights: You're stealing my spotlight! What the fffffudge, man?!
Button Mash: Listen, Nylon--
Neon Lights: Neon.
Button Mash: Shut up. I was just playing a video game with my friend. That's all it was, you know?
Neon Lights: I'm sorry. It's just, I have this great idea and you did it first.
Button Mash: Hey, it's okay. I'm sure your video will be, uh, a bahillion times better! I mean, you are Nylon Tights!
Neon Lights: Neon Lights.
Button Mash: Exactly! You don't even know how amazing you are. But I do.
Neon Lights: Thanks, man. And I'm sorry about all this. It's just the drink.
Button Mash: Yeah, yeah, me too. [slurps]
Neon Lights: Aren't you drinking apple juice?
Button Mash: You shut up!
[thud]
Button Mash: [starts crying] Mooooooom!
Neon Lights: [sighs] Bill, please.

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